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I give it a "Don't be a dumbass"-Straight to the point... "WHY DONT ANY GUY WANT ME"-Let me count the ways... A study of 1,098 runners found that those who ran the fastest were nine times more likely to die prematurely within 12 years than those who enjoyed a more sedate pace of around 5mph for two or three times a week.In general, the joggers were younger, had lower blood pressure and body mass index, and had a lower prevalence of smoking and diabetes.Maureen Talbot, Senior Cardiac Nurse at the British Heart Foundation, said: “This study shows that you don’t have to run marathons to keep your heart healthy.Overall, significantly lower mortality rates were found in those with a slow or moderate jogging pace, while the fast-paced joggers had almost the same mortality risk as the sedentary non-joggers.Researchers registered 28 deaths among joggers and 128 among sedentary non-joggers.It's fun if you're easily amused, and what's so great about being hard to amuse?
)These are all REAL headlines that I saw today:"Looking for my prize trout, not the usual carp"-Funny, clever... Scientists have been looking for the "missing link" and still haven't found him... Since the end of World War II, those ignorant politicians have been promising American Baby Boomers more and more entitlements while never collecting nearly enough money (stealing enough from others in the form of taxation) to cover them all, and it all began with the Ponzi scheme of social security.Although most media outlets will try to do mental gymnastics to explain why social security’s non-voluntary participation is not a Ponzi scheme, the facts remain."There may be an upper limit for exercise dosing that is optimal for health benefits," said Peter Schnohr, MD, DMSc, a researcher from the Copenhagen City Heart Study, Frederiksberg Hospital in Copenhagen, Denmark."When performed for decades, this activity level could pose health risks, especially to the cardiovascular system.
According to the video below by SGTReport, the situation is worse than we are being told.